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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?","punchline":"Because they use a strongly typed language.","id":73}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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Charles Silvestre was a French regionally inspired novel writer. A friend of Charles Maurras, he collaborated with the Action française.
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