{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
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{"fact":"Cats dislike citrus scent.","length":26}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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