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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?","punchline":"Because it was well armed.","id":331}
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